Best Realistic Dildos I’ve Tested
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Written by
Charley Jefferson
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- Charley Jefferson
There are a lot of things you need to consider when choosing a realistic dildo and this guide will help you pick the best one for you.
I’ve been working as a sex toy tester and toy designer for the past 12 years and below is a list of the highest-rated realistic dildos that I’ve come across in my work.
Update 2024: New dildo included on the list and prices have been updated on several products.
How do we judge the products?
All the different realistic-looking dildos below have been judged on several different points to make the most subjective best realistic dildo list for you.
This is what we evaluate:
- Product Quality
- Features/Settings
- Price
- Customer service
Let’s take a look at the different realistic dildos in 2024.
What is the Best Most Realistic Dildo?
Table of Contents
#1 Rockwell – Most Realistic
The Rockwell dildo is made by RealCock which is an American company that specializes in making extremely lifelike sex dolls and dildos.
It’s made with 3 layers of different materials each has its own unique properties that make it feel like you’re touching a real cock.
The entire dildo is hand-painted and has so many details that it’s hard to see that it’s a dildo.
Pros:
- Most realistic looking dildo
- It feels like a real cock
- The triple-layer design is amazing
- Hand-painted realistically
- Raised blood veins
- Works with Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock system
Cons:
- It cost as much as 5 other high-quality dildos combined
- The production time is very long
- Does not work with standard O-ring harnesses
What I Think About the Rockwell Dildo
RealCock makes hands down the most realistic-looking and feeling dildos in the world right now!
I would love to put all their products on this list but they are simply too expensive and out of reach for most users. So, I’ve only included 4 of them on this list and I’ve selected the Rockwell for the first spot since it’s going to fit the most preferred size and shape.
The triple-layer design makes it feel like a real cock and the shaft skin does even move back and forth.
I love the paint job and the wide range of color options are all amazing.
They are however expensive and they do have a long production time due to being handmade and hand-painted, but it’s well worth the price if you’re after the most realistic dildo in the world right now.
I recommend the Rockwell ultra-realistic dildo if you want nothing but the most realistic dildo.
#2 Lifelike Lover – Best Budget Option
The Lifelike Lover is Lovehoney’s budget lineup of realistic dildos which are available in a wide range of sizes and colors.
Its main advantage is the low price and the standard-sized suction cup which makes it great for shower use and in an O-ring strap-on harness.
Pros:
- Lots of different size options
- Available in 4 skin tones
- Including a suction cup
- Works in a standard O-ring strap-on harness
- Extremely cheap
Cons:
- The details are not that fine
- Single material design (does not feel like a real cock)
- Very simple paint job
What I Think About the Lifelike Lover
The Lifelike Lover is certainly not the most realistic-looking or feeling dildo that I’ve tested but it still deserves a second place on this list due to its extremely low price. You can buy 16 Lifelike Lover dildos for the price of 1 Rockwell dildo.
I love that it comes with a standard suction cup and it can be bought in 4 colors. The details are okay and not something you’ll notice when you’re bouncing away on it.
The Lifelike Lover is part of a series of realistic budget dildos from Lovehoney and there are plenty of size options if you’re looking for something bigger or smaller.
I would highly recommend it if you’re after a great budget dildo with realistic features like raised veins and nice details on the shaft and balls.
I recommend the Lifelike Lover if you’re after the best realistic budget dildo.
#3 KingCock – Best Vibrating Option
The realistic vibrating dildo from KingCock has a lot of features at a fair price which is the reason it takes the third spot.
A bendable core, vibrator, suction cup, realistic paint, and raised veins are some of the features that are packed into this girthy beast.
The insertable length is 7.4 inches (19cm) and the girth is a massive 6.3 inches (16cm) which should be plenty for most users.
Pros:
- Realistic looking with a nice paint job
- The material feels like real skin
- Raised veins
- Vibrating feature
- Posable spine for G/P-spot massage
- Strong suction cup
Cons:
- It’s not made of silicone
- The veins are not that raised and quite small
- No batteries included
What I Think About the Vibrating Realistic KingCock
I love the vibrating realistic dildo from KingCock which has some super cool features that make it a great choice.
The overall look of the KingCock is quite good with some nice details raised veins and realistic-looking balls. I do with that the veins would stand out a little more.
I like the posable spine which you can bend up or down in different angles to make it hit just the right spot. It makes it a great G/P-spot massager especially when you consider the vibrating feature!
I recommend the Vibrating Realistic KingCock if you’re after a realistic vibrating dildo.
#4 Dirk
The second dildo from RealCock is the Dirk which is a couple of inches (5cm) longer than the Rockwell which makes it quite big.
It has all the same amazing features and quality that make it stand out from the remaining dildos.
The insertable length is 8.5 inches (21.5cm) and has a girth of 6.3 inches (16cm) making it just as thick as the KingCock.
Pros:
- Most realistic looking dildo
- It feels like a real cock
- The triple-layer design is amazing
- Hand-painted realistically
- Raised blood veins
- Works with Doc Johnson’s Vac-U-Lock system
Cons:
- It cost as much as 5 other high-quality dildos combined
- The production time is very long
- Does not work with standard O-ring harnesses
- Not for beginners!
What I Think About the Dirk RealCock Dildo
I got to admit that this is way bigger than I thought and it’s certainly not for any kind of beginners who are trying out a dildo for the first time.
The quality, feel, and look are simply amazing on all the RealCock dildos and the Dirk is no exception. You are going to pay for it and that’s the biggest downside, but if you want a large extremely realistic-looking dildo then the Dirk is the right choice for you.
I would recommend the Rockwell dildo if you’re after a smaller version of this or even the Jones dildo which is a slim dildo of the same quality and feel.
I recommend the Dirk dildo if you want a large realistic dildo and are ready to pay for the best quality.
#5 Jones
The Jones dildo is the 3rd product from RealCock and it’s a slim dildo with a girth of just 4.75 inches (12 cm) and an insertable length of 6.5 inches (16.5cm).
It’s designed with 3 different layers of material that make it feel extremely realistic.
Pros:
- Hyper-realistic looking
- Extremely well made
- Slim shaft and head for anal use
- Very beginner-friendly size
- Works with the Vac-U-Lock system
Cons:
- It’s very expensive
- A slightly curved shaft would have been better
- Does not work with standard O-ring harness
What I Think About the Jones Dildo
The Jones dildo is a super realistic dildo that is perfect for anal play due to its small girth. I wish that it would have had a slight curve to it for better P-spot massage.
But I don’t have anything else to complain about – It’s simply amazing for how realistic it looks and feels.
I recommend the Jones dildo if you’re after the most realistic slim dildo.
#6 Bust It – Best Ejaculating Option
The Burst It dildo is made by Doc Johnson and it has some decent realistic features along the head, shaft, and balls. But the main attraction is the squirting feature which is a tube that runs from a syringe through a tube in the dildo and ends in the head.
You activate it whenever you feel like it by pressing the plunger on the syringe which sends a huge squirt up in you or the air.
Pros:
- Squirting feature
- Semi-realistic feeling and looking
- Including a Vac-U-Lock suction base
- It’s very girthy
- Fairly cheap for the quality and features
Cons:
- Only available in 2 colors with no realistic paint job
- It’s not the most realistic looking and feeling
What I Think About the Bust It
Is there anything more realistic than a dildo that delivers a massive cum shot right at the end? Well, you can argue with that but I’ve included the Bust It because of that.
Sure, it’s not the most realistic-looking and feeling dildo but there is something about that cum shot that makes it deserve a spot on this list.
Just make sure you can handle it as the girth is a little bigger than other similar dildos due to the squirting feature.
I recommend the Bust It if you’re after a massive cum shot to finish you off!
#7 Cody Cachet – Replica Dildo
The Cody Cachet dildo is made by Mr. Hankey’s Toys and is a molded version of his cock. It’s available in 4 sizes with the “Original” being the correct size as his cock. The other 3 versions are all bigger which is kind of what Mr. Hankey’s Toys is all about.
It’s handmade with very high-quality silicone and it has a lot of details on all parts of the dildo.
You’re able to customize your order when you buy it and select between a soft and a firm option 3 skin tones. You can also pay an extra $5 if you wish a Vac-U-Lock hole in the base for a suction cup or strap-on.
Pros:
- Made with a mold from a real cock
- Very high-quality materials
- Lots of custom options for a personal dildo
- Available in 4 sizes
- Very durable
Cons:
- The Vac-U-Hole is $5 (It should be free)
- No dual material
What I Think About the Cody Cachet Dildo
There is no doubt that Mr. Hankey’s Toys makes some incredible dildos and they are your best choice if you’re after some extremely large realistic dildos.
I know that they are missing some key components when we’re talking ultra-realistic looks but the lack of paint job and different material layers makes them extremely durable compared to other dildos.
*The link below leads to MrHankey’s homepage, simply click shop dildos and click “Realistic dildos” and find it.
#8 Bruce – Best Large Option
Bruce is yet another dildo from RealCock and it’s their biggest one yet. The circumference is 9.5 inches (24cm) and it has an insertable length of 10 inches (25cm) so it’s only for the most cock hungry users.
The price has even been bumped up compared to the smaller versions which makes it the most expensive realistic-looking dildo on this list and in general.
Pros:
- Extremely realistic looking
- Triple-layer material for that amazing feel
- High-quality materials
- Handmade and painted
- Works with the Vac-U-Lock system
- Extremely big
Cons:
- The price is crazy high
- Does not work in standard harnesses
What I Think About the Bruce Dildo
The Bruce is an absolute beast of a dildo yet it looks so real despite its enormous size. Just to give you an idea of how big and heavy it is; You’ll need a special strap-on harness with extra back support just to wear it!
It’s certainly not for the faint-hearted and you need some kind of training and warmup before you take on this mountain of a dildo.
The realism of the triple layer is astonishing and it feels like a real cock when you touch it and milk it.
If you’re after the biggest and most realistic-looking dildo of all time then Bruce is it!
I recommend Bruce if you can’t get enough realism and size!
What Makes a Dildo Realistic?
A realistic dildo is a dildo that both looks and feels like a real penis and doesn’t have any unnatural shapes or colors.
You can however bend the definition quite a bit depending on what you’re looking for in a realistic dildo.
It should have at least one of the features below:
- Molded after a real cock – There is nothing more realistic than a dildo molded after a real cock and most male pornstars have had dildos made after their cock. It is however not completely necessary since molding details and techniques have improved so much in the last few years with computer modeling.
- Realistic paint job – This is truly a high-end feature that adds a lot of cost to the dildo due to the time it takes to paint a realistic cock on the dildo. But it’s something that separates the ultra-realistic looking from the normal-looking dildos.
- Veins and details – A normal erect cock does have a lot of raised veins on the shaft and it’s fairly easy to make and it adds a great deal of realism to the dildo. Raised veins should be the bare minimum for a realistic dildo.
- Dual/triple layer design – Having a dildo with a dual or triple material layer design makes it feel so much more realistic. Nobody does this better than RealCock 2 and there is a reason they dominate the best list above. Their triple-layer design makes them feel like you’re touching a real cock.
Important Things to Consider When Shopping Realistic Dildos
There are a few things you need to consider before you go shopping for your next real-looking dildo. Some of the most realistic dildos are very expensive and you want to get it right the first time.
- Size – The size must be right both in terms of length and girth. There is unfortunately not a golden standard for sex toy measurements and it can be very confusing to understand the different manufactures’ measurements.
All the realistic-looking dildos on the list above are measured in insertable length and circumference. All measurements are in imperial and metric units to make everyone happy.
Some shops will put the total length of the dildo on or the diameter of the shaft which are both useful information, but they can be very misleading. - Features – Special features in realistic dildos are few and far between but there are a few vibrating options, some with ejaculating features, and most of them work in strap-on harnesses. These features can’t be added afterwards so make sure you get the features that you like.
- Feeling/looking – One thing is a realistic-looking dildo but a whole other thing is a realistic-feeling dildo. It’s fairly easy to make a realistic-looking mold and pump out cheap realistic-looking dildos. But making it feel realistic is a whole other ballgame that requires special techniques and a lot of time. This has the unfortunate side effect of adding extra costs to the products. So, make sure you make up your mind before buying one.
- Design – Penises come in all sorts of shapes and sizes and the same applies to dildos. Some do curve up, down, or to the side while others have massive veins or a very girthy shaft. There is most likely an option for you and your preferred design. It is however also fun to get out of your comfort zone and try something completely new.
- Materials – They are constantly working on improving the different materials and making them look and feel more realistic. But platinum-cured silicone is on top of my list due to it being body-safe, realistic feeling, and having very good longevity. It can also be molded into very fine details making it ideal for dildos with lots of realistic-looking details on them.
- Price – This is most likely the most important criterion and the one that can turn you away from a product or get it. There are luckily some decent budget options that can be yours for around $35. But there are also some $800 options that will blow your mind in terms of realism and quality. There is basically something for all wallet sizes unless you’re on an extremely low budget.
FAQ:
A: You should only use a water-based lube on your realistic dildo. Remember to reapply especially if you’re using a large dildo.
A: You can get some special sex toy cleaner, but a mild unperfumed soap and some warm water are plenty. Remember to pad it completely dry before storing it away in a separate bag for each toy.
A: The most realistic dildos right now (2024) are made by RealCock which are incredibly realistic looking and feeling at the same time. They are however also the most expensive, but well worth it if you’re looking for an ultra-realistic dildo.
A: Well, you can get dildos in a lot of sizes but they are in general larger than the average penis size.
A: Yes, but make sure it has a large base to prevent it from slipping in completely.
A: There is not a single material that is the best, but a mix of materials. A penis has parts with a variation in firmness which makes dildos with dual or triple-layer design the most realistic feeling. The products from RealCock2 use a special blend in their triple layer design which makes them feel like a real penis.
But if you have to choose a single material then it would be silicone which is both body-safe and can be molded with fine details on the dildo.
A: Some realistic dildos are indeed very expensive and that’s because the manufacturing process takes a lot longer. It turns out that an ultra-realistic paint job takes a long time to make and the process of making it dual or triple layers is not that simple and easy to do.
You can however get some pretty cheap realistic dildos but you generally do get what you pay for.
Different Guides
We’ve reviewed and tested a lot of realistic dildos here at Aiclegal in the last 12 years and below are some of the articles and guides that have come out of that work.
If you’re looking for a specific size or feature then I would recommend taking a look at the guide for that feature or size below:
- 6-Inch realistic dildo guide
- 7-Inch realistic dildo guide
- 8-Inch realistic dildo guide
- 9-Inch realistic dildo guide
- Realistic strap-on dildo guide
- Realistic horse dildo guide
- Realistic anal dildo guide
My Final Thoughts About Realistic Dildos
The realism of dildos has come a long way since the early days of attempts at making something even remotely realistic.
There has been spent lots of time and money on new material research and manufacturing techniques (and still is) just for you and me to enjoy hyper-realistic dildos.
You can get decent products no matter what your budget is which can’t be said for a lot of sex toy types. But you do get the most bang for your buck at around the $100 mark which is where the cheapest of the high-quality dildos are.
If you’re new to realistic dildos and just want to give it a shot then get one of the Lifelike Lovers from Lovehoney. They are okay and priced very low so it won’t hurt your wallet too much if you don’t like it.
But if you’re in the market for the best realistic dildo then there is no way around the dildos from RealCock which are simply on another level both in terms of quality, look, and feel.
